Plans have changed people. Were having a Barbeque at Prin's place.
Well, no, not really but I wrote this today and I couldn't find any other excuse to post it up.
Princess: [
excited] "Welcome! Welcome All! Take a seat over there and James will be round with les crackeurs á la creme in a minute."
Xeno: "Oh, wonderful. Mmmm! That MUST be.....hang on now it was in Observer Food Magazine's top 100 European cheeses last month wasn't it?"
Princess: [
nodding] "You're warm alright!"
LaYkE: "Cheddar! It's cheddar. In your face, foodie."
Princess: "Top of the class! Now why don't you all try something else from James's tray?"
Viper: "Monster munch! Deligtful. A taste sensation. [
notices James] Eh... does he not feel the cold wearing that?"
Princess: "Oh golly no. James works outdoors in a thong all year round. It makes it easier for him when I have les barbecues. Isn't that right Mr.P?"
[
James grunts and ambles off, shivering]
Obraxis: "Cool.... I'm thrilled the rain kept off for today. God it was fierce heavy yesterday, but it's nice now to see the sun streaming down from just over the hill there."
Princess: "Ah yeah it's great. Hang on. Do you hear rumbling?"
All:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
.....random.