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Post by Thorondor123 » Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:21 pm

[01 12' 49''] <+Verdi> i love anus chutney xD
[01 13' 11''] <@prinnissimo> oh i wish the forums were up, that would be in the quote thread
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Post by princess » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:12 pm

snb: everyone in york sounded sophisticated

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Post by a_lost_hero » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:54 pm

SUPER MEGATHRUST: actually i am thinking of going to Krakow in Feb
SUPER MEGATHRUST: IT IS ACTUALLY A LOVELY PLACE
SUPER MEGATHRUST: kind of
snb: make sure you stop by
snb: to wherever i have moved by then
SUPER MEGATHRUST: Tehran
snb: no i am racist remember
SUPER MEGATHRUST: ...
SUPER MEGATHRUST: Bad Godesburg
snb: no ty
SUPER MEGATHRUST: Sheffield
snb: unlikely
This made me chuckle out loud xD

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Post by Vlad » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:13 am

snb is mean

21:45 - Vlad: A NON-REG DOING THE REGS PICKING
21:45 - Vlad: WHAT THE FUCK
21:47 - snb: and still he was wise enough not to pick you

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Post by Obraxis » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:14 pm

[23:04] <@prinny-> jimmy told me just now that i woke him up last night while shouting GET THROUGH THE PG AND CHASE THE DOLPHINS in my sleep
[23:04] <@prinny-> :D
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Post by georonin » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:27 pm

YO | GeoRonin: perverts
Vandragorax: yeah that's me
Vandragorax: get used to it
Vandragorax: I would even perve at my own grandma if she flashed a boob
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Post by Rebellion » Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:18 pm

[17:14] <+prinmob> Just got mugged on way back to the office
[17:15] <+Rebellion> :o
[17:15] <+prinmob> had to go to an office on site over the road to clear up after the meeting
[17:15] <@WorkHorse> :o
[17:15] <@WorkHorse> You ok?
[17:15] <+prinmob> was bringing back lots of leftover sarnies and crisps and cake
[17:16] <+Rebellion> was it.. was it Scant?
[17:16] <+prinmob> and the nughtshift guys walked past
[17:16] <+prinmob> nightshift
[17:16] <+prinmob> they took all the cakes & sarnies
[17:16] <+prinmob> bumheads
[17:16] <@WorkHorse> food mugging
[17:17] <@WorkHorse> brutal
[17:17] <+prinmob> Yuh
[17:17] <+Scint> i probably would consider it :<
[17:17] <+prinmob> Not a real mugging but they made me feel guilty
[17:18] <+Scint> but no, it was not me
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Post by Scant.en » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:11 am

While discussing (hating on) flame throwers...

<@WorkHorse> flame throwers make shit go on fire man
<@WorkHorse> its about the FEAR FACTOR
<+snb> yeah well so does gonorrhea
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Post by Obraxis » Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:59 pm

<@WorkHorse> Ok
<@WorkHorse> So highly disturbing moment for me
<@WorkHorse> I just went on our vet nurses forum to see if they were chatting about anything interesting
<@WorkHorse> they are infact talking about castration
<@WorkHorse> and since im the only male who ever visits the forum, they thought it would be funny to bring me up in it!
<@WorkHorse> I am now quite terrified
<+Scint> LOL
<+prinmob> Hah
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Post by Obraxis » Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:35 am

[21:02] <+snb> http://imgur.com/gallery/av7MxiC
[21:02] <@YO> Link: In a couple days it'll be the year anniversary of when I almost died... this was the best thing I could think of to do... - Imgur
[21:02] <+snb> great
[21:02] <+snb> now i feel like a pussy
[21:25] <@Obraxis> she found a man, why cant you
[21:34] <+duuk> boom
[21:38] <+snb> because i don't leave my house
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Post by princess » Sun May 19, 2013 10:38 pm

How not to use the !admin feature on the server:

[22:16:14] <YONS2> snb - write !admin <your message>
[22:18:54] <YONS2> Toadette - !admin .
[22:19:06] <@Thorondor123> gj

Your admin messages get sent to our admin IRC channel. Type !admin followed by your admin request. A full stop isn't always the best way of communicating your message.
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Post by Rebellion » Mon May 27, 2013 5:16 pm

[19:12] <@prinny-> also i need to do now is trim my bush (ho ho ho)
[19:12] <@prinny-> yeh
[19:12] <+Rebellion-> how american
[19:12] <+Rebellion-> also, U FUNY! :D:D:D:D
[19:12] <@Obraxis_Work> is that a euphemism
[19:12] <@prinny-> :D
[19:12] <@prinny-> he cut the front lawn too much though, let it grow really long then cut it REALLY short
[19:12] <@prinny-> so now the front garden is just dead yellow grass
[19:13] <@prinny-> and my overgrown bush
[19:13] <@Obraxis_Work> ....trying not to giggle. Falied.
[19:13] <@prinny-> i might just get rid of it
[19:13] <@prinny-> it's messy
[19:13] * @prinny- chuckles....
[19:13] <@prinny-> but really
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Post by princess » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:02 pm

[19:31:46] <+Stormy> the great dilemma of single people
[19:31:53] <+Stormy> masturbating before or after dinner

[19:38:54] <@Vlad> why not during
[19:39:14] <+tabu> after
[19:39:20] <+tabu> if it goes long you're not super hungry
[19:42:00] <+Stormy> it's maintenance mostly
[19:42:13] <+Stormy> I don't even enjoy it

[19:46:36] <+tabu> no one truly enjoys masturbation
[19:46:46] <+tabu> it's a physical necessity
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Post by snb » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:24 pm

19:22 - snb: does baby oil work instead of vaseline?
19:23 - YO | Thantos: hmm i dont know
19:23 - YO | Thantos: vaseline works great for me
19:23 - YO | Thantos: haven't tryid anything else

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Post by Vlad » Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:32 am

18:25:16 <+Shottyman> and i gave in and brought the new cod
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Day changed to 01 Dec 2013
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00:17:42 <+Shottyman> new cod sucks donkey dick

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Post by Trancer » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:31 pm

Hi folks,

Here's what I was greeted to this evening. Such class!

<@trancer> evening folks
<@trancer> wow long day at work
<@trancer> no time to play :(
<@trancer> !yons2
<@YO> YOClan.co.uk | Natural Selection 2 (ns2.yoclan.co.uk:27015), 20/20 players, ns2_descent
<@Thorondor123> you just missed a pair of great tits
<@trancer> bluetits?
<@Thorondor123> no
<@Thorondor123> great tits
<@trancer> http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdgui ... index.aspx
<@YOrl> Title: The RSPB: Great tit
<@trancer> ?
<@Thorondor123> [00 20' 46''] <@Thorondor123> http://pages.ripco.net/~c4ha2na9/pf/great_tits.jpg
<@YOrl> Content type: image/jpeg (Size: 179.6KiB)
<+Shottyman> they were great tits
<+Shottyman> and are
<@trancer> those really are a fantastic pair of tits
<@trancer> i agree
<@trancer> not least because they truely are great tits!
<+Shottyman> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WxeZPKxehck/T ... birds.jpeg
<@YOrl> Content type: image/jpeg (Size: 53.83KiB)
<@trancer> well there you have it
<@trancer> two great tits again
<@trancer> i've been spoiled
<+Shottyman> so many tits to choose from
<@trancer> with an array of fantastic great tits
<@Thorondor123> http://www.imagesoflincolnshire.co.uk/L ... it_IOL.jpg
<@YOrl> Content type: image/jpeg (Size: 89.65KiB)
<@prinny> what about bearded tits?
<@Thorondor123> we have these guys in our garden
<+Shottyman> http://richnewlifestyle.files.wordpress ... antits.jpg
<@YOrl> Content type: image/jpeg (Size: 81.23KiB)
<@trancer> And there i was thinking we were admiring the avian beauty of this world
<@prinny> my eyes :(
<@trancer> I'm now soiled as opposed to spoiled
<+Shottyman> muhahahaha
<+Scant> seriously guys, have some class >.>
<+Scant> http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/DBA1/Tara238web.jpg
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<+Shottyman> they look fake

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Post by Rebellion » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:58 pm

[20:53] <Scant^> so
[20:54] <Scant^> my journey home was a bit poopy and i got off the train grumpy and hungry
[20:54] <Scant^> so i went into the shop to get some baccy and figured i might get some self pity food while i was there
[20:54] <Scant^> i seem to have ended up with...
[20:54] <Scant^> two tubes of pringles
[20:54] <Scant^> salsa dip
[20:54] <Scant^> two packs of fig rolls
[20:54] <Scant^> a pack of caramel and chocolate digestives
[20:55] <Scant^> 30 mini chocolate covered doughnuts
[20:55] <Scant^> 4 chocolate eclairs
[20:55] <Scant^> a tub of vanilla and chocolate mousse with chocolate fudge brownie, chocolate sauce, chocolate covered biscuit bits and chocolate swirls (serves 4)
[20:56] <Scant^> a pack of 6 crumpets
[20:56] <Scant^> a pack of chocolate caramel shortbread slices
[20:56] <Scant^> and a pack of cadburies mini rolls...
[20:56] <Rebellion> That could feed a scottish family for weeks
[20:57] <Scant^> :3
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Post by Trancer » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:28 pm

Lol. Never go to the shop when you're hungry...

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Post by Scant.en » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:00 am

I accidentally left out of the list two boxes of country slices, and also ate a huge slice of curly whirly cake from Konditor and Cook (their boston brownies are incredible). I now have horrible indigestion :cry:.
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Post by princess » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:57 pm

Curly wurly CAKE? THEY DO CAKE?
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Post by Shottyman » Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:56 pm

[21:51] <+snb> i love you zd
[21:51] <+snb> let's get hitched
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Post by Scant.en » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:37 pm

<Rebellion> I'll let you have my ice cream if you can deep throat it
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Post by princess » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:35 pm

[23:33] <@prinny> first tape/cd you bought?
[23:33] <@Shottyman> really?
[23:33] <@prinny> go on, what was it?
[23:33] <@Shottyman> billie piper
[23:34] <+Cognito> why did you play that song so loud shotty?
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Post by Shottyman » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:40 pm

[21:05] <@Vlad> i managed to typo my password enough times yesterday trying to use sudo it emailed everyone about a possible breakin attempt
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Post by princess » Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:25 pm

[18:58] <@Obraxis> I'm fucking retarded

He only speaks the truth.
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