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Post by Rebellion » Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:42 pm

[19:39] <scary_jeff> there's no advantage to a womens bike unless you want to ride in a skirt is there?
[19:39] <scary_jeff> and who does that?
[19:39] <NicK`-> o/
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Post by Obraxis » Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:45 pm

[18:41] <snb> apparently my name means "god is gracious"
[18:41] <snb> may have to rename
[18:42] <snb> i wonder if there's a name meaning god is a penis
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Post by Obraxis » Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:51 pm

12:40 - snb: 13:40 - BaRT: im barts brother
13:40 - BaRT: barts at school
12:41 - snb: 13:40 - snb: when does he come back
13:41 - BaRT: duno hes dancing
12:42 - snb: 13:41 - snb: does he go to dance school
13:41 - BaRT: jea
13:41 - BaRT: latin
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Post by Obraxis » Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:52 pm

And immediately after said content was pasted to Fluffy..


Fluffy Kitten: you git
YO | Obraxis: indeed
YO | Obraxis: ?
Fluffy Kitten: I was talking to a machine paying a bill... I'd got almost to the end and then snb pasted me a chat log from Bart's brother
snb: :D
Fluffy Kitten: I start laughing and get "I'm sorry, I did not understand that... please hold while I transfer you to our support team"
YO | Obraxis: LMAO
Fluffy Kitten: switching screen off for bill #2 I think
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Post by Rebellion » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:01 am

<Qwertywasd> my ram is going out the window
<Scant^away> baaahhhhh
<Scant^away> splat



[19:47] <prinny> oh yeh, how is the new relationship working out nick?
[19:47] <Qwertywasd> it fell down a stairs
[19:47] <Qwertywasd> ho ho ho
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Post by Obraxis » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:37 am

[08:07] <FluffyKitten> at least Jade Goody held on long enough to see the BSG finale
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Post by ToastBox » Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:13 pm

13:09 - YO | illusion: who knew breastfeeding prostitutes would be so hard

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Post by illusion » Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:16 pm

There is a context okay ...
"I Like Mankind, It's People I Can't Stand."

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Post by illusion » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:34 pm

ToastBox is now playing Left 4 Dead. Click here to join.
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Post by Obraxis » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:47 pm

[15:48] <Obraxis_Laptop> I wonder is Mrs Smudgeh knows Smudgeh like's girls underwear...
[15:50] <SMudgeh> she certainly does ;)
[15:50] <SMudgeh> oh wait
[15:50] <SMudgeh> no no no
[15:50] <SMudgeh> i like _buying_ it
[15:56] <Risme> :D
[15:56] <Risme> oops
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Post by princess » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:38 pm

<Qwertywasd> i'm gonna expose myself

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Post by duuk74 » Tue May 12, 2009 9:16 pm

[23:05] <scary_jeff> oh oh
[23:05] <scary_jeff> we had the best idea ever
[23:05] <scary_jeff> at work today
[23:05] <scary_jeff> ok, how much junk mail would you get through the door if you signed up for every single thing you could find
[23:06] <scary_jeff> do you think you could get into 1kg+ per day?
[23:06] <NicK`-> i think the post office would start to bin it
[23:06] <duuk> we're you bored at work?
[23:06] <scary_jeff> would they though? isn;t that illegal?
[23:07] <NicK`-> if i was your postman i would
[23:07] <scary_jeff> bastard
[23:07] <scary_jeff> anyway
[23:07] <scary_jeff> if you could get 1kg per day for the whole year
[23:07] <Afasia__> continuenn withit
[23:07] <Afasia__> yeah
[23:07] <NicK`-> i'd be doing you a favour really..
[23:07] <duuk> you should get back to us, on how the experiment works out scary_jeff
[23:08] <scary_jeff> then during the winter, it would be enough to compress into bricks and use to heat your house :D
[23:08] <NicK`-> haha
[23:08] <Risme> oh man
[23:08] <duuk> lol
[23:08] <NicK`-> i hope you did the maths and worked that out properly
[23:08] <Afasia__> doisensevicitory
[23:08] <scary_jeff> no it's just a guess
[23:08] <scary_jeff> apparently a yellow pages is about 2-3kwh
[23:09] <scary_jeff> and that weights...
[23:09] * scary_jeff goes to scales
[23:09] <duuk> haha
[23:09] <duuk> here jeff goes again
[23:09] <Kuros> remember to subtract 250kgs if you're holding the yellow pages
[23:09] * Kuros bows
[23:10] <scary_jeff> very good Kuros
[23:10] * Afasia__ cheers
[23:10] <scary_jeff> yellow pages weights pretty much one kg
[23:11] <scary_jeff> i was using kitchen scales anyhow so you're the laughing stock of me

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Post by princess » Sat May 16, 2009 12:30 pm

Yeti: i didnt make love to a car

Yeti: i wanted to though
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Post by Yeti » Sat May 16, 2009 9:40 pm

you watch "Cars" and tell me you didnt get the hots for porsha!
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Post by illusion » Sat May 23, 2009 9:42 pm

Vlad: i have wee
Vlad: :D
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Post by Obraxis » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:46 pm

Very rarely does the opportunity arise to say this sentence, so I'm going to take it while it's available...

I agree with Hitler.
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Post by ToastBox » Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:15 am

YO | illusion: Okay I am going to go to bed now, I hope you dream about horny nazi latex midgets !

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Post by illusion » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:22 pm

fatty mcfatpants
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Post by Obraxis » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:42 am

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Post by c00lizz » Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:05 am

[01:00:23] <duuk> wtf how did i end up watching midget porn -_-

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Post by ToastBox » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:03 pm

ToastBox: it is not hard you LIAR
ToastBox: that's what she said lololol
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Post by denialdesosa » Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:55 am

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Post by Obraxis » Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:30 pm

[22:23] <@FluffyKitten> I am tempted to request a [email protected] redirect because when I registered [email protected]*******.com I clearly was not thinking about how fucking annoying it would be to type every time I had to sign up for something
[22:23] <@Obraxis_Laptop> LOL
[22:23] <@Obraxis_Laptop> but [email protected] reads like [email protected]
[22:24] <@FluffyKitten> I'm OK with that
[22:25] <@Obraxis_Laptop> :D
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Post by Fluffy Kitten » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:53 am

1:51 AM - YO | illusion: lesbian prison yes
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Post by illusion » Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:01 am

:(
"I Like Mankind, It's People I Can't Stand."

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