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Post by Obraxis » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:37 am

[04:52] <Scant> gotta love england
[04:52] <Scant> group of chavs drive by in a heap of shit car shouting abuse
[04:52] <Scant> then throw summat at me (missed happily)
[04:53] <Scant> of all things it turned out to be a whole loaf of bread...
[04:54] <Scant> im sure theres a witty baker / driveby joke to be made, but i cant quite put one together. or perhaps something about being baked...
[04:54] <Scant> tho on second thoughts, given the time perhaps im the nutter for sitting here typing it to myself
[05:18] <tjab`wrk> rofl
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Post by illusion » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:37 pm

[00:32] <@FluffyKitten> 88% failed the first year
[00:32] <@scary_jeff> cool
[00:32] <@FluffyKitten> I represented 12% of the class
[00:33] <@scary_jeff> wait
[00:33] <@FluffyKitten> it's still going, and it'll make money
[00:33] <@FluffyKitten> it's got "game" in the course title
[00:34] <@scary_jeff> who is the last 4%?
[00:34] <@FluffyKitten> one of us can't do maths
[00:35] <@FluffyKitten> I think it's you
[00:36] <@illulicious> :D
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Post by Obraxis » Sun May 25, 2008 4:14 pm

[12:27] <FluffyKitten> pro tip... don't use a short, slightly overweight person as a template for building an average human model
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Post by ToastBox » Sat May 31, 2008 9:48 am

<illusion> It is actually amazing large - ill take some pictures of it at some point


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Post by illusion » Sat May 31, 2008 9:49 am

MY 42" LCD TV - I SWEAR !
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Post by CD. » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:07 am

So your penis is small then?
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Post by illusion » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:55 am

In comparisons with my 42" TV ? I would say so yes.. not that I've actually tried comparing.. ;<
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Post by illusion » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:07 pm

[20:49] <@Buggeh> The game started as the players rushed out of the spawn. The red team ran out sadly to discover that the other team wasn?t there.
[20:49] <@Buggeh> The Heavy said to the Medic, ?what do we do now?? After hearing this, the medic proceeds to unzip his pants. The Heavy screams out in joy ?I love this doctor!!? The Heavy?s gargantuan cock is pushed slowly into the Medic?s tight asshole, slowly stretching wider to accommodate the Heavy?s raging erection. The Medic?s moans, and groans did nothing but make the Heavy?s dick harder. Eventually the Med
[20:49] <@Buggeh> ic?s anus no longer could stretch anymore, as it fit the Heavy?s man-meat like a fleshly anal glove.
[20:50] <illulicio> :|
[20:50] <@Kuros> hm
[20:52] <@Buggeh> do you want the rest
[20:54] <@Kuros> nah
[20:54] <@Buggeh> =(
[20:55] <@Kuros> does that mean you wrote it
[20:55] <@Kuros> tell me it isn't so
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Post by Fluffy Kitten » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:26 pm

ToastBox wrote:<illusion> It is actually amazing large - ill take some pictures of it at some point
Linked for big (Which is what she said, of course)

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Post by Fluffy Kitten » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:11 am

As much as it makes me feel like Obraxis to do this, I simply must...

[01.41:39] <@FluffyKitten> rightio, that's my work in a nice kind of Schrodinger's Completion for the time being... I'm free to do as I please until I get an email saying what needs changing \o/
[01.43:27] * scott- ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: (13:28:38) (Impossible) [Droc] hes so emo he pisses tears)
[01.55:26] <thr-> fucking SCOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT
[01.56:26] <+Toothy> that must feel good
[01.56:28] <+Toothy> what fluffy said, even
[02.02:50] <@FluffyKitten> that is some awesome timing right there
[02.06:40] <+Toothy> no you

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Post by scotteh » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:31 pm

fyi it so does.
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Post by Rebellion » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:51 pm

[17:33] <Verdi> Rebellion-: i've seriously got no idea
[17:33] <Verdi> it could be a reverse penix ^^
[17:33] <Verdi> for all i know :p
[17:34] <@Vlad> i guess it depends on how your mind works
[17:35] <@Vlad> Verdi is obviously obsessed with cock
[17:36] <Verdi> Vlad: and what on earth, mind you, gives you the stupid idea my mind "works" in any sense?

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Post by scaryjeff » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:37 pm

illusion wrote:[00:32] <@FluffyKitten> 88% failed the first year
[00:32] <@scary_jeff> cool
[00:32] <@FluffyKitten> I represented 12% of the class
[00:33] <@scary_jeff> wait
[00:33] <@FluffyKitten> it's still going, and it'll make money
[00:33] <@FluffyKitten> it's got "game" in the course title
[00:34] <@scary_jeff> who is the last 4%?
[00:34] <@FluffyKitten> one of us can't do maths
[00:35] <@FluffyKitten> I think it's you
[00:36] <@illulicious> :D
I just re-read this and thought I was wrong because 12+88=100, but the problem is that the failures are 7 whole people, and a last person who is only 1/3rd of a person (the last 4%). Yay maths.

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Post by Fluffy Kitten » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:59 pm

That's just overthinking... Not every joke needs to be accurate to 3 decimal places. :)

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Post by Obraxis » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:44 pm

[23:37] <c00lizz> Ohh this is awesome. "Millitant Athetists" are attacking Spore for being pro-religion.
[23:38] <Obraxis> but....isnt Spore about Evolving?
[23:39] <c00lizz> Yes
[23:39] <c00lizz> Thats whats so awesome.
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Post by puzl » Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:05 pm

Intelligent Design is also about evolving. There is Darwinian Evolution via natural selection and the bogus evolution via the hand of the intelligent designer. The claim is that apparently some atheists in the focus group considered the presence of a designer/god to be too prominent and that it took from the game as a science toy. My personal opinion is that all of this is made up in a very poor attempt to stir hype and that no such 'militant' atheist objections really exist. The person to use the term 'militant' in this whole debacle was will wright himself. There is no direct evidence of such claims anywhere I can find.
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Post by scotteh » Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:28 pm

quoting yourself in the "funny quotes thread" is illegal.
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Post by Obraxis » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:19 am

[00:53] <FluffyKitten> btw everyone, "# of toilet rolls" is not a socially acceptable way of telling people how ill you are : o (
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Post by Fluffy Kitten » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:53 am

Well it's not. :(

You are disgusting, Obraxis. :(

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Post by Obraxis » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:53 am

Actually, I think i'm pretty normal. ;)
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Post by puzl » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:37 pm

since when has 'socially acceptable' mattered around here? I mean, we talk to goku!
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Post by scotteh » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:12 pm

(23:09:51) (minscu) i dont suppose there are many people into tennis here
(23:10:11) (minscu) but the british andy murrey just beat worlds #1 rafael nadal
(23:10:15) (minscu) in an awsome game
(23:10:44) (+NicK`-`) i once watched a porn film titled the penus sisters, i'm not sure if that really classes me as a fan though
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Post by Obraxis » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:41 pm

[15:37] <prin-work> freaky, I just found my parents house on the internet
[15:38] <twoPOINTseven> just discovered google maps? :/
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Post by Rebellion » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:01 am

<c00lizz> Obraxis is such a simmer of hope when he's being chased by a tank. "Ohh shit.." "Ohh fuck..." "Ohh shit..."
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Post by Obraxis » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:55 pm

[21:07] <FluffyKitten> oh god where is Bart... QI just said Estonians believe that if you point at a rainbow your finger will fall off
[21:09] <c00lizz> lol
[21:10] <Risme> what if you make your fingers to a fist and point at it with your arm instead :D
[21:10] <c00lizz> What if you happen to have an erection?
[21:11] <NicK`-> what if you stand towards a rainbow
[21:12] <Risme> yeah
[21:12] <Risme> damn
[21:15] <c00lizz> Those dirty Estonians.
[21:15] <c00lizz> Ruining Rainbows for the rest of us.
[21:25] <snb> why would rainbows give you an erection
[21:27] <Vlad> why wouldn't they?
[21:27] <Vlad> what do you have against rainbows, snb?
[21:27] * smooth is now known as Smooth
[21:31] <c00lizz> snb don't hate on the Rainbows!
[21:36] <Risme> don't be a rainbow hater
[21:36] <Risme> hate the rain not the bow :o
[21:41] <Charybdis> such a pessimist, that snb
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